Comedic Animal Band Lover Gifts

The Rolling Bones

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'You wish, Timmy.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'Holy S**t!'

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

'Clown fish ... '

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

"We're in for the night."

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'What am I blind, Bob?'