Comedic Angel Gifts

'I told you my wife would kill us!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

An amplified harp

Angel playing music

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Jumble Sale

Supply was out of harps.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Using balloons to weigh less.

Model's aspirations

"I get great reception this way."

Dog Heaven

'I have an exit strategy for getting the hell out of here.'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Insurance agents in Heaven.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

"I never gave you more than you could handle. Well, except for all those passwords."

"Don't you sometimes wish that maybe you had been just a little bit naughtier in your former life?"

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

Angel becomes Beggar

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

Drunken Ass