Adorable Angel Gifts

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Ok, ok, last page.

An amplified harp

Policeman talking to lost child

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"I was always afraid to read it before."

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Dog Heaven

"I was a lobbyist, and this took all my skill."

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

Angel becomes Beggar

The training halo...

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

"It's not what I expected."

'If you're in Heaven, Reagan, how come that nice Senator Kennedy isn't?', 'Maybe it's because when I was younger, I was a lifeguard.'

'I'm worried about him, Clive. His new friends seem quite rough.'

'Yeah, right, whatever. These days everyone's a victim.'

Angel with hula hoop.

"It's not what I was expecting."

Guardian Angel is so addicted to his cell that he neglects his charge.

You just always have to be different, don't you?

'I told you my wife would kill us!'

'The last thing I heard was 'Go on, you've got the right of way!''

'Cycle Rack'

That's just Bob. He won