Angel Gifts

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"It's not what I expected."

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.