Angel In Disguise Gifts

"It's not what I was expecting."

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Keyworker

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Look man, no wings!'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Ok, ok, last page.

An amplified harp

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Golf

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

"How was your day, dear?"

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"I was always afraid to read it before."

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

A patrolman pulls over a nude man on a motorcycle who is wearing angel wings and a snorkelmask. says:' Late for your baptism eh?.... .'

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

Storm cloud

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Spying on the Football Match