Sky Gazing Angel Gifts

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

The Big Tipper

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'My God we being invaded!'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

Ok, ok, last page.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Climbing to the moon...

Policeman talking to lost child

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'