Sky Gazing Angel Gifts

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

The Big Tipper

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'My God we being invaded!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

Climbing to the moon...

The Reason for Storms

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Mexican angels.

Policeman talking to lost child