Artistic Angel Gifts

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

An amplified harp

The Reason for Storms

Angel playing music

Angels making snow humans

The Angel's Share

"I still maintain an online presence."

Supply was out of harps.

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Any requests?"

"I was always afraid to read it before."

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Angel becomes Beggar

'Not again! Annie always has to out-do everybody.'

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

Angel with hula hoop.

'Yeah, right, whatever. These days everyone's a victim.'

"It's not what I expected."

@ Halo

Before and after pictures of Dorian Gray in cosmetic surgery.

'Ms White, you'd better cancel all my appointments for today, something's come up."

"It's not what I was expecting."

'I told you my wife would kill us!'

'Cycle Rack'