Adorable Angel T-Shirts

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

An amplified harp

Policeman talking to lost child

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I was always afraid to read it before."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

Dog Heaven

"I was a lobbyist, and this took all my skill."

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

Angel becomes Beggar

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

The training halo...

Angel with hula hoop.

"It's not what I expected."

'Yeah, right, whatever. These days everyone's a victim.'

'If you're in Heaven, Reagan, how come that nice Senator Kennedy isn't?', 'Maybe it's because when I was younger, I was a lifeguard.'

'I'm worried about him, Clive. His new friends seem quite rough.'

"It's not what I was expecting."

'I told you my wife would kill us!'

Guardian Angel is so addicted to his cell that he neglects his charge.

'The last thing I heard was 'Go on, you've got the right of way!''

'Cycle Rack'