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'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Suite Hereafter

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Bip."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'