Dog Angel Aficionado Gifts

Dog Heaven

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"You run into a window, too?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The Suite Hereafter

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.