Comedic Angel Pillows

'I told you my wife would kill us!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

An amplified harp

Angel playing music

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Jumble Sale

Supply was out of harps.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Using balloons to weigh less.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Model's aspirations

"I get great reception this way."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'I have an exit strategy for getting the hell out of here.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Dog Heaven

Insurance agents in Heaven.

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

"Don't you sometimes wish that maybe you had been just a little bit naughtier in your former life?"

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

Angel becomes Beggar

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

Drunken Ass

Castaway Romances