Comedy Angel Gifts

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An amplified harp

"I still maintain an online presence."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Late Night TV

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"You received your rewards on earth."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Then my wife said it wouldn't kill me to go to the ballet with her."

"I get great reception this way."

Angel Puppet.

'I was an overachiever.'

"I always thought it was just a figure of speech when people said their phone had died."

"Harps only? Down, please."

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"Hon, what's an allegory?"