Comedian Who Loves Trains Gifts

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

The return of Miss Subways

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

Lex Ave Express

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Fare Evader

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"Because of track work, uptown trains are going downtown, and downtown trains are going uptown."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the 1945 train...."

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Replacement Bus Service

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

'I love the leg room.'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

Cops on Public Transport.

In the event of emergency, break glass gently.

Lincoln Lane

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

A car waits for Mr Wright.

passenger attempts to board a London bus with a lobster.