Comedian Who Loves Trains Gifts

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

The return of Miss Subways

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Airbus

Lex Ave Express

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Fare Evader

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Ridiculed for arriving in Washington in private jets, the Big Three auto CEOs found a more humble way to travel.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the 1945 train...."

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

"Because of track work, uptown trains are going downtown, and downtown trains are going uptown."

Replacement Bus Service

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'I love the leg room.'

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

Cops on Public Transport.

Lincoln Lane

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

In the event of emergency, break glass gently.

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Eurostar: In Emergency No Deal Brexit Break Window

A car waits for Mr Wright.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of the Hop and the Duke of Earl."

"Sorry mate, last train's gone."