Comedian On Ice Gifts

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"He should've passed the puck."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Shaved Ice

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Titanic iceberg auction

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

His Other Shtick

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"I'm getting the hang of this wake up every morning, and do basically the same thing with different complaints until I die."

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Deep Snow All Around

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'