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'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"He should've passed the puck."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Shaved Ice

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

The Hockey Puckey

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Titanic iceberg auction

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

My tail's cold.

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

His Other Shtick

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"I'm getting the hang of this wake up every morning, and do basically the same thing with different complaints until I die."

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

Deep Snow All Around

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'