Ice Fishing Humorist Gifts

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Rude Snowpeople

Shaved Ice

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Titanic iceberg auction

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

His Other Shtick

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fishing Holes

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'Catching flying fish!'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Fish bait and jail bait.

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fisherman.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Just the bait, please."

"It needs a bit of work."

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman