Comedian Of Clean Gifts

Cotton Buds.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Carpet cleaning

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'If you two don't mind, I need my mop.'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

'What'd I miss?'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."