Comedian Of Clean Prints

Cotton Buds.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Carpet cleaning

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

'If you two don't mind, I need my mop.'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'What'd I miss?'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"