Clean Comedy Prints

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Grooming for beginners.

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Carpet cleaning

Spokane County Police Department

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'If you two don't mind, I need my mop.'

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

Scruffy man on desert island has written in the sand 'Help!! Need make grooming products.'