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Comedian In The Classroom Gifts
Looking for a gift for the comedian in the classroom? Find humorous, clever products that bring smiles to teachers and students alike. Perfect for teachers who infuse comedy into education or for student comedians. Brighten up a classroom or gift a teacher with a sense of humor that makes every lesson memorable—combining wit and education in one thoughtful package.
"When I saw you scratch yourself in my algebra class, I thought, 'Now is a good time for a quiz'."
A Puppet Named Juan
Ethics exam cheater.
I should be a writer when I grow up...
'But I digress...'
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'
Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'
'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.
Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?
School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.
'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'
'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'
'So what are you studying, young man?'
Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!
"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."
'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'
'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'
'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).
'This test doesn't understand me.'
"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."
Aerodynamics Lecture room.
"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"
"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."
"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"
" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."
Big Bang Theory.
'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.
"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"
'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'
Comedian In The Classroom Gifts Collection
Comedian In The Classroom Mugs
Discover our collection of humorous mugs perfect for teachers and students who love a good laugh during coffee or tea breaks.
Comedian In The Classroom Pillows
Explore our playful pillows that add humor and personality to any classroom or study space, delighting teachers and students alike.
Comedian In The Classroom Prints
Brighten up any educational setting with our humorous prints, designed to bring smiles and inspire a fun learning environment.
Comedian In The Classroom T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that celebrate the humor in teaching with funny and clever designs, ideal for educators and students who never miss a chance to make others笑.