Classroom Comedians Gifts

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'Were there any new buzzwords created while I was out to lunch.'

'ok, who threw that?'

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art and hand it in again.'

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

Homework eating dogs

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

"I miss school...as often as I can."

"Is that like having really bad skin or something?"

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

"I've been going to school for three years now = when do I reach the break-even point?"

'You're ovrreacting to Wally acting up in my class...'

"How'd you do on your test?"

"I gave permission for you to Skype my class, not skip it."

"When can we start calling each other names like they did in the political debates."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

"Ms. Doan can't tell thinking out loud from talking in class."

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Sure, we have an excuse. The school bus backed into the Principals car.'

'I wouldn't say your son's behavior has improved. It's just different. He stopped passing notes to friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'Okay kids if you think the answer is A then text 1181, if you think the answer is B text 1182...'

'Is it possible to have a senior moment when you're only a sophomore?'

"I can't talk about what I did during the summer because I don't want to rat on those here who were also involved."

"Talk about low tech..."

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."

'If all the classes use computers, why am I still the eraser cleaning monitor?'

'If the teachers can have a union, why can't we kids form our own union.'

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"