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'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'