Classroom Humor Fans Gifts

Many of you were confused about the "Randy's How to be an Alpha" lesson from yesterday: "Live like you've got nothing to lose." You know what? I don't care. If you don't get it, that's on you. If you want to hang out with the big dog, either keep up or get left behind. I hope that demonstration clears up the confusion. If not, I couldn't care less.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Teacher's pet dog

Billy strip: help with homework.

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'ok, who threw that?'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

'Were there any new buzzwords created while I was out to lunch.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Psssst! What font are you using?'