Comedian For Reptiles Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a comedian who adores reptiles? Our collection brings humor and personality to any item—whether it's a mug for morning laughs or a pillow to chill with. Celebrate their wit and passion with something as playful as they are, featuring clever reptile-inspired designs that will tickle their funny bone and make their daily routine more fun.

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"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'" mockup

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

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'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:' mockup

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

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The Rooster Comedian.

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'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!' mockup

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

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"Happy Gnu Year!"

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.' mockup

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

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"Eat me"

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Well... Tis the season to be jolly! mockup

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

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"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..." mockup

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

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'Iguana know what time it is.'

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'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.' mockup

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

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"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!" mockup

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

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"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!" mockup

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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Penguin

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'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected... mockup

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

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'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.' mockup

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

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"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?" mockup

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

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"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience." mockup

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

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'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.' mockup

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

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'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.' mockup

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

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Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

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Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign mockup

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

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"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process." mockup

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

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Alligator Bars

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"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville." mockup

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

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"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!" mockup

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

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"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?" mockup

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

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"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!" mockup

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

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"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!" mockup

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

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"The human is back - act normal." mockup

"The human is back - act normal."

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"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces." mockup

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

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'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.' mockup

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

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"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?" mockup

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

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Comedian For Reptiles Gifts Collection

Comedian For Reptiles Mugs

Explore our collection of reptile-themed mugs designed for humor-loving comedians. Perfect for morning laughs and daily fun.

Comedian For Reptiles Pillows

Discover our humorous reptile pillows, perfect for adding comfort and a laugh to any sofa or bed.

Comedian For Reptiles Prints

Browse our playful reptile prints to decorate a space that reflects their love of comedy and creatures.

Comedian For Reptiles T-Shirts

Check out our funny reptile t-shirts, ideal for comedians who love to showcase their quirky personality and wit.