College Spirit Enthusiast Gifts

Samba School of Rio

Go team!

Santa does a keg stand.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"I love college."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

Start of the school year

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

Back to School.

School Open.

Pirate Schools

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

Canine Frat Parties

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

'I recommend you major in something other than meat.'

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

She's been teaching too long!

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

Posh students drinking beer.