College Spirit Enthusiast Pillows

No, this is not what I thought you meant by "Booster Club." EMU.

Samba School of Rio

Go team!

Back to school.

Santa does a keg stand.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"I love college."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

Start of the school year

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

Back to School.

Canine Frat Parties

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

School Open.

Pirate Schools

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

Harvard Waiting List

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

'I recommend you major in something other than meat.'

She's been teaching too long!

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!