College Spirit Gifts

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

Back to school.

Santa does a keg stand.

Jumping cheerleaders

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Nervous Student

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Obama in schools.

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

Start of the school year

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

Back to School.

H. J. Eysenck

Harvard Waiting List