University Spirit Supporter Gifts

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'You are entering second grade, Roger, not first grade the sequel.'

"I teach ... to impact a life."

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

"Put four. Teachers need encouragement."

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'

'Remember, your success in life will be measure by how much you donate to your Alma Mater...'

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

Major US universities, public view: ATHLETICS...everything else.

"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"