University Spirit Advocate Gifts

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Teacher and students.

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

University Challenge

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

'You are entering second grade, Roger, not first grade the sequel.'

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"