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"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Jumping cheerleaders

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Nervous Student

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Obama in schools.

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Start of the school year

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

Back to School.

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