College Spirit Aficionados Gifts

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

Go team!

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I love college."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

Harvard Waiting List

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

It's nice to have a positive parents' night topic. College admissions. Hearing about drugs, depression and sexually transmitted diseases gets old. The 3 downer 'Ds'. Tonight we'll discuss your kids' futures in higher education. We'll cover drugs, depression, diseases and crushing debt. Correction. 4 'Ds'.

Posh students drinking beer.

Binge Drinking On Campus.

"The staff at this school just seem like family to me."

Alpha Delta LambdaAlpha Delta PIgAlpha Delta MuAlpha Delta CHIcken.

'Son, this college is known as nothing but a big party school. Good choice!'

No, this is not what I thought you meant by "Booster Club." EMU.

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."

Teenagers of other cultures -"And we'll have less lip from you young man!"

Skateboarding Prince Charming

Good Health

Samba School of Rio

"This says freshmen college enrollment is reaching record levels!"

Teachers discussing students' mishaps in shop class: 'Teachers talk shop'

"It was a party school."