College Spirit Aficionados Gifts

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

Go team!

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"I love college."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

"Baldo, are you translating for Marco?"

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

Posh students drinking beer.

Binge Drinking On Campus.

"The staff at this school just seem like family to me."

'Son, this college is known as nothing but a big party school. Good choice!'

Skateboarding Prince Charming

Teenagers of other cultures -"And we'll have less lip from you young man!"

Samba School of Rio

"This says freshmen college enrollment is reaching record levels!"

Good Health

Teachers discussing students' mishaps in shop class: 'Teachers talk shop'

"It was a party school."