College Romance Gifts

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Go team!

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"I love college."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

The morning after the night before.

Monkey Business College

Enrollment limited to college varsity athletes.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Awesome. Now let's try this with bottles.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

'I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy and double-ribbed condoms.'