College Comrades Gifts

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

Playing Fetch.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Bro of Frankenstein

Workplace Shinanigans

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"I love college."

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Enrollment limited to college varsity athletes.

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

The morning after the night before.

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"