College-bound Aspirations Gifts

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"One year closer to college!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Trust

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

"Oh George. My heart."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I'm leaning towards NYU."