Future College Student Gifts

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"One year closer to college!"

"My homework ate my dog."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

Student Debt

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Student Food Pyramid

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Frat House Feng Shui