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Future College Student Mugs
Start their college mornings with a smile using our creatively themed mugs for future students. Ideal for caffeine-fueled study sessions or dorm room decor, these mugs combine humor and motivation.
"So what happened between you and Estella?"
"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."
Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.
'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'
"One year closer to college!"
"My homework ate my dog."
'The sound of one hand clapping.'
'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'
"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"
'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'
"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."
University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.
The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!
Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.
"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."
"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."
"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."
"Be afraid to try new things!"
"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."
"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'
Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.
"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."
Student Food Pyramid
'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team
"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."
Student Debt
'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'
You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...
College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.
'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'
Frat House Feng Shui
Future College Student Mugs Collection
Future College Student Pillows
Find comfortable and creative pillows to decorate a dorm or bedroom, celebrating the exciting journey into college life.
Future College Student Prints
Discover inspiring prints to decorate a new college space, combining creativity and motivation for any future student.
Future College Student T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts for aspiring college students—fun, creative designs that inspire confidence and individual style.