University Aspirations Gifts

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"One day, I'm going to the University of Oxford."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The Day Dreamer.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Rainbow/Horizon

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Universidad

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"They say you should dress for the job you want."

The only way is up!

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

"I'm leaning towards NYU."