College-bound Visionary Gifts

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

What issue do we want to tackle this year? There are so many options. Oil spill. Natural gas fracking. Clean coal. Eco-club. Those are kind of global. How could we tell if our work made a difference? It's obvious. If we list it on our college applications and then get accepted.

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Trust

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"