College-bound Visionary Mugs

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Trust

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'