College-bound Adventurer Mugs

Trust

'I flunked my driving exam. How am I going to get into Harvard now?'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Be afraid to try new things!"