College-bound Dreamers Gifts

'Higher learning gets higher each year.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

Universidad

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'