College Dream Chasers Gifts

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

The star hunters

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

An early space launch attempt.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I think I can". (train)

The Little Engine That Wouldn't