College Dream Chasers Gifts

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

The star hunters

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

The Snooze Bar.

An early space launch attempt.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"So...do you have a job now?"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"I think I can". (train)