Dream-chasing Graduates Gifts

"These are the people I hate dealing with...buried in debt unsure about their futures, no hopes or prospects."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

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"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

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'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'

"Mum, Dad, I've decided to go to University. I want to party for 5 years before I start work"

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

'Higher learning gets higher each year.'

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'