College Admissions Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the ironic spirit of a college admissions critic? Our collection offers witty t-shirts, mugs, pillows, and prints that humorously critique or celebrate the admissions process, perfect for those who love to challenge the status quo with a keen eye and a sharp tongue.

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4 Great Ways to Fail

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics." mockup

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

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"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order." mockup

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

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"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame." mockup

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

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"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college." mockup

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

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"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial." mockup

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

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'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.' mockup

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

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'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.' mockup

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

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Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!" mockup

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

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'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.' mockup

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

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"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy." mockup

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

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"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college." mockup

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

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It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list. mockup

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

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'It's my application to Harvard...' mockup

'It's my application to Harvard...'

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Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition. mockup

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

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'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.' mockup

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

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'Cat Lit. You?'

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College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior' mockup

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

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"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit." mockup

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

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'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.' mockup

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

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"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential." mockup

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

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'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.' mockup

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

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You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out... mockup

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

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'...All profits are local.'

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"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?" mockup

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

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College Admissions Critic Gifts Collection

College Admissions Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for college admissions critics who love a good laugh with their coffee or tea.

College Admissions Critic Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that humorously critique the college admissions process, adding personality and wit to any living space.

College Admissions Critic Prints

Browse our satirical prints to bring clever commentary and snarky humor into your home or office decor.

College Admissions Critic T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt that showcases a college admissions critic’s sharp humor and unique perspective.