Academia Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the clever critique of academia? Our collection of witty, humorous products is designed for critics who love to poke fun at scholarly topics. From cheeky mugs to satirical prints, find a unique gift that honors their sharp mind and love for intellectual banter.

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame." mockup

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

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Master's Degrees of the Universe

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'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.' mockup

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

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'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.' mockup

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

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"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it." mockup

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

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"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David." mockup

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

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Uni. Snowflake Library

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Cash For Places - Penbroke College mockup

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

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'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.' mockup

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'

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'It's all a load of Voltaire!'

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'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.' mockup

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

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"When do you teach us how to become motivated?"

"When do you teach us how to become motivated?" mockup

"When do you teach us how to become motivated?"

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4 Great Ways to Fail

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'Since when did we start getting report cards, too?'

'Since when did we start getting report cards, too?' mockup

'Since when did we start getting report cards, too?'

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Scientific Research: '...The solar rotation theory...I figure it'll take years of heavily funded research to see if the sun really does set in the east...'

Scientific Research: '...The solar rotation theory...I figure it'll take years of heavily funded research to see if the sun really does set in the east...' mockup

Scientific Research: '...The solar rotation theory...I figure it'll take years of heavily funded research to see if the sun really does set in the east...'

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'I didn't know you could get a master's degree in soulless greed.'

'I didn't know you could get a master's degree in soulless greed.' mockup

'I didn't know you could get a master's degree in soulless greed.'

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'I think your test grading is biased in favor of students who answer the test questions correctly.'

'I think your test grading is biased in favor of students who answer the test questions correctly.' mockup

'I think your test grading is biased in favor of students who answer the test questions correctly.'

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The turner committee hated my entry..but the envelope made the shortlist.

The turner committee hated my entry..but the envelope made the shortlist. mockup

The turner committee hated my entry..but the envelope made the shortlist.

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'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.' mockup

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

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"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!" mockup

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

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"I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk."

"I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk." mockup

"I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk."

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'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!' mockup

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

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'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs."

'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs." mockup

'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs."

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Professor Krisps research suggested that the intelligensia where much more stupid than anyone had suspected

Professor Krisps research suggested that the intelligensia where much more stupid than anyone had suspected mockup

Professor Krisps research suggested that the intelligensia where much more stupid than anyone had suspected

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"You only got into this school because your parents donated a lot of money, too?"

"You only got into this school because your parents donated a lot of money, too?" mockup

"You only got into this school because your parents donated a lot of money, too?"

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A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

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