Academic Critique Enthusiast Gifts

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Filling the Missile Gap

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Bertolt Brecht

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

The Doomed Character

Graduation at the executioner's school

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Ezra Pound

Trump White House Word Search

Art is a cruel mistress.

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

Editor

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Hosni Mubarak blinks

"Your earlier work was better."

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

'I really don't see the point?'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Karl Marx

Mother Theresa (May)