Academic Critique Enthusiast Pillows

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

Art is a cruel mistress.

Editor

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

Ezra Pound

Trump White House Word Search

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Graduation at the executioner's school

The Doomed Character

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

'I really don't see the point?'

Mother Theresa (May)

Karl Marx

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Your earlier work was better."

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

Hosni Mubarak blinks