Class Critique Enthusiast Pillows

"They never find any lice but it does establish the social order"

Oil barrels: Crude, Refined, Downright Snobbish

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

Bertolt Brecht

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really what I want to be doing with my life?"

"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

Karl Marx

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

Dog Days

Jerry Falwell, Master Hater

"Stay right there. I'm practicing poverty distancing."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

"Oh for goodness sake grow up Gerald. You know that just encourages them"

"I've been trying for days, but I can't get hold of the Superintendent for Accountability."

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

"Our teacher isn't as user-friendly as our computers."

"You couldn't handle my hot dogs!"

Capitalism Sucks but Money is Okay!

"I really hate it when guys pinch my bottom."

"There - now we're safe and prosperous."