Class Commentary Lover Pillows

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

"We're absolutely gutted, Jamie missed out on the local grammar when he only got a 'C' in 'normal family'!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"One can be against entitlements, and still feel a sense of entitlement."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

The nurse of the future

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

Effective Catcalls

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"That's the parents' section."

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Come on, you know it's true: We work all the time while our queen is basically a spoilt brat!"

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

Dog Days

'It's hard to commit to the army when they remember the dead and forget the living.'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

Would kill for some hors d'oeuvres right about now.

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

'Gary has really evolved on gay issues. He left me for another man.'