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'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

QANON PROUD BOY

"It's not as if I invented the food chain."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

The Limits of Satire

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Big Udder is Watching'

'Could you tidy your place up a bit? - I've got some first time buyers coming round this afternoon.'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'

Home mortgages and government bailouts.

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

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"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

"Nothing much happened,one millionaire fouled another millionaire and...."

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

See No Virus, Hear No Virus, Take No Responsibility